- AKETCH/AKESH: ako "Samanhan mo naman aketch/akesh later-vu?"
- ANIK ANIK: anu-ano "Bibili ako ng kung anik-anik sa mall..."
- ANDA, ANDALU, ANDALUCIA: money honey "Naku di ko keri today ala ako anda/andalu andalucia..."
- ANDITECH: nandito "Anditech na ang mga lola..."
- ANETCH: ano "Anetch ba problema mo?"
- BAMBI ARAMBULO: mabaho "Bambi arambulo ng fudam na ito..."
- BANGE/BANGERS/BANGENGE: lasing "Bangenge na mga hitad, e tig-iisang bote lang ininom!"
- BET/BETCHA BY GOLLY WOW: type "Bet mo ba sha, e di iyo na!"
- BECKY: bakla "Feeling ko becky yang julalaks na yan..."
- BONGGACIOUS: bonga "Bonggacious and birthday ng lola mo..."
- BOKOT/BOKOTCHINA: takot "Yoko manuood ng T2 bokot/bokotchina ako..."
- BAGOTA, COLOMBIA: inip na "Haay bagota, colombia na talaga ko..."
- BORLOG: tulog "kelangan ko na bumorlog, baka pumanget aketch"
- CABSUNG: cab "Nasa cabsung na ko..."
- CAREER/KINA-CAREER: dinidibdib or siniseryoso "Carrer-in ba talaga ang pag f-facebook?"
- CHAKA/CHUCKY DREYFUSS: pangit "Chaka naman nyan..."
- CHIKA: tsismis or biro lang or it could really be a lot of things "Chika lang ha..."
- CHUVA, CHORVA: is actually a filler, like what's the word? "Yung chorva ni chuva..."
- CHUK CHAK CHENES: a longer filler "Wala ako paki sa mga chuk chak chenes ng babaeng yan..."
- CHENERVAM: yet another filler... "Narinig mo na ba ung chenervam ke chenes?..."
- CHIZMAX: chismis "Chaka ng chizmax na yan ha..."
- CLOSETA/CLOSETINA: nagpapanggap na lalaki "Closetina yan im sure..."
- CRAYOLA: umiyak "Kuma-crayola ang lola mo..."
- KERI: now this varies, it can be kaya as in "Keri ko yan..." or its ok as in "Keri lang yan", it even goes with the tenses as in kineri, kine-keri, kekerihin...
- DA HU?: sino "Da hu itech becking itetch na may maitim na buto daw..."
- DATUNG: pera din "Ala na ko datung" or "Ala na ko kadatungan!"
- DITECH: dito "Ditech na kayo kumaen..."
- DUTY FREE: maliit (cuz it sounds like jutay) "Balita ko duty free daw yung anetch ni chorva"
- DAKOTA/DAKOTA FANNING: malaki (sounds like dako) "Balita ko dakota fanning daw yung anetch ni chorva!"
- DEAD MA: don't care, don't give a hoot's ass, don't mind. "Pag-dating nya deadma lang tayo ha, parang walang nangyari..."
- DEDO: yari "Naku dedo tayo pag nalaman nya..."
- ETCHOS: kasinungalingan "Puro etchos lang alam nyan..."
- EKLAVER: filler din "Ala na ko eklaver friend..."
- FEMFEM: female genitalia and I dare not use that in a sentence here
- FLOPTSINA: flop "Flotsina ang
- FUNDA/FOUNDATION DAY: foundation as in the make-up, here's one for chammieler..."Mother di ka
naman galit sa funda nyan...?"
- FUDRA: father "Ano sabi ng fudra mo nung nalamang becky ka?"
- GL: ganda lang "Magkano binayad mo sa kanya? " GL..."
- GETLAK: kunin "Di ko ma-getlak ang gamit ko sa locker nya..."
- GETS/GETLAK ulit: naintindihan "Gets mo ba sinabi ko...?"
- HANASHI: kwento "Daming hanashi ng babaeng yan..."
- HITAD: babae, sometimes in a hateful tone "Aba ang hitad na to, at may gana pang magalit!"
- HONDA: on the dot "Hohonda ko today ha, may lakad aketch"
- ITECH: ito "Ano itech?"
- JAJA: gaga "Jaja ka pale eh..."
- JAGUAR: guard "Baka mahuli ka ng jaguar jan"
- JUN POLISTICO: Pulis "May jun polistico! takbo!!!"
- JACKIE LOU BLANCO: impromptu exercise "Napa-jackie lou blanco ko ng di oras..."
- JULALAKS: lalake "Daming julalaks ditech..."
- JUNAKIS: anak "Alagaan mo na lang mga junakis mo kesa gumimik ka..."
- MAHOGANY: mabaho "Oh its so mahogany here..."
- MALAY-BALAY, BUKIDNON: malay ko, an answer to a question: "Sino daw?", "Malay-balay, bukidnon"
- MALAYSIA AT PAKISTAN: malay ko at pakialam ko. "San sha?", "malaysia at pakistan!"
- MAKYOHO: mabaho "Makyoho pala dito..."
- MASHOMBELS: matanda "Yoko jan, mashombels na yan..."
- MUDRA: mother "Ganda naman ng mudra mo..."
- OKRAY/OKRAYIN/OKRAYAN: pintas or gay wars! "Okrayin natin ang hitad na yan!"
- OTOKO: lalake "Gwapo mga otoko jan..."
- PAMHIN/PAMINTANG DUROG: nagpapanggap na lalaki din "Pamintang durog daw sha..."
- SMELLANY MARQUEZ: mabaho "Smellany marquez? is that you?"
- SHUCAB: cab "Nasa shucab na ko..."
- SILAM: nagpapanggap ding lalaki "Silam sha!"
- TIVOLI/TUNGGRIL/TIVOLI THUNDERDOME: tibo "Meron nang bar na pang-tunggril lang..."
- TOM JONES: gutom "Tom Jones na watashi..."
- THUNDERKATS: matanda "Thunderkats na jowa nya noh?"
- WATASHI: ako in japanese "Walang kasalanan watashi..."
- WARLA: baliw "Nakaka-warla naman ang mga pangyayari..."
- WALKATHON: maglakad "Walkaton ang labanan kanina sa mall..."
additional:
HIPON: chakang sexy or macho, hipon kasi tapon ulo
LAYOGENIC: gwapo/maganda sa malayo
TALIKOGENIC: gwapo/maganda pag nakatalikod
HERORA QUENSLER: hair/buhok
CARMEN RONDA: guard din kasi rumo-ronda
RAMPA/RAMPAGE: gala or maglakad-lakad
SHO-E/JEBS: bowel movement ahahahahaha
JT SHORT FOR JUTANG: hiram pera
KROLLYBASH: volleyball, dont ask me why
YOKA: yosi kadiri, to smoke
SUBA: yosi din
KUMEMBOT: pumunta
TUMAMBLING: nagulat
48 YEARS: matagal
ERMENGARD: guard din. "ay mahirap itakas ang fudams kase may ermengard!"
BOOKING: date, meet-up which could be "something fishy"/friendly. hehehe.
KK: the "act" of getting it on! (i bet y'know what I mean!)
PAGODA/ PAGODA TRAGEDY: dead tired!
HAGGARDO VERSOZA: f*cking tired!
SAPSAP - grupo ng chakang julakis
CHOP SUEY - magbabarkadang may halong cute at chaka
TUBOL - julakis na pinagkaitan ng tadhana; pandak na majubis
if you recognize half of these, then you're gay or you're on your way hehehe
Author: Monie Maunay
email: buddygallagher@gmail.com
HIPON: chakang sexy or macho, hipon kasi tapon ulo
LAYOGENIC: gwapo/maganda sa malayo
TALIKOGENIC: gwapo/maganda pag nakatalikod
HERORA QUENSLER: hair/buhok
CARMEN RONDA: guard din kasi rumo-ronda
RAMPA/RAMPAGE: gala or maglakad-lakad
SHO-E/JEBS: bowel movement ahahahahaha
JT SHORT FOR JUTANG: hiram pera
KROLLYBASH: volleyball, dont ask me why
YOKA: yosi kadiri, to smoke
SUBA: yosi din
KUMEMBOT: pumunta
TUMAMBLING: nagulat
48 YEARS: matagal
ERMENGARD: guard din. "ay mahirap itakas ang fudams kase may ermengard!"
BOOKING: date, meet-up which could be "something fishy"/friendly. hehehe.
KK: the "act" of getting it on! (i bet y'know what I mean!)
PAGODA/ PAGODA TRAGEDY: dead tired!
HAGGARDO VERSOZA: f*cking tired!
SAPSAP - grupo ng chakang julakis
CHOP SUEY - magbabarkadang may halong cute at chaka
TUBOL - julakis na pinagkaitan ng tadhana; pandak na majubis
if you recognize half of these, then you're gay or you're on your way hehehe
email: buddygallagher@gmail.com
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